Two men were in a bar on St. Patrick's Day. One man said he was Irish and asked the other if he was Irish and he said yes. He then asked him where he was from. He answered his parents were from Dublin but he was born and grew up in New York. The first man said my parents were from Dublin and I was born and grew up in New York also. He then asked the other man where he lived in New York and the man said he lived on 15th Street. The first man said what do you know. I lived on 15th Street also. He then asked the other man where he went to high school and when he graduated. The man said he went to Roosevelt High and graduated in 1970. The first man said it's hard to believe but I went to Roosevelt High and also graduated in 1970 and here we are in the same tavern on the same day. Just then another man came into the tavern and sat down at the bar. The bartender said to him, "this is going to be a long evening - the O'Connor twins are drunk already."